thE_kErnEl member offline
Ways to connect: visit my website: http://teamfrancis.emrydesign.com
Sioux Falls, South Dakota
Club Affiliations: Falls Area Bicyclists
Sioux Empire Bicycle Club
Member Since: January 2005 5 Year Distance Chart
2023 Miles Traveled: 0
2023 Rank: currently unranked
Lifetime Odometer: 13,004 miles

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. 
click to enlarge 2002 Serotta CSi
Road bike

Lifetime Odometer: 11,299.5 miles

1998 Trek 930
Hardtail XC Mountain bike

Lifetime Odometer: 229.5 miles

click to enlarge Fuji Gran Toure SE
Single Speed Road bike

Lifetime Odometer: 1,401.8 miles
No planned events for 2023

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